Since I cannot be trusted to write a bio, here are some things other people have said about me*:

“It’s your commitment to being contrarian that I enjoy.” – Scott

“He’s like an Evil Starter Kit.” – Chrissy

“You are two steps away from a cabin on a mountainside and writing a manifesto.“ – Andrew

“You’re like a Bobby Fischer, but with angry facial hair. And you have the best worst ideas.” – Bri

“Oh my God, it’s Girl’s Night Out. It never occurred to me I shouldn’t invite you.” – Jen

“He’s my kind of creepy.” – Colleen

“He’s the most irresponsible responsible person I know.” – Jaime

“We were talking about hot guys around the office. Your name never came up.“ – Melinda

“First I added you to a list called “Decent People” but then I could only find maybe five others. So now you’re in gen pop.“ – Christina

“You’ve got that Vicks VapoRub voice.” – Michael

“You’re like the Pope of the creepy Vatican.” – another Colleen

“Douche.”- Joey

“Bet The Arm: is a stolen line in Frank McCourt’s wonderful novel, Teacher Man: “When you don’t know your arse from your elbow, bet the arm.”



* I kid you not, every one of these was said to my face.