Timothy Asher was raised by platypus in the wilds of the Sydney Zoo. Since this is in no way true and he cannot be trusted to write a bio, here are some things other people have said about Asher:
“He’s the most irresponsible responsible person I know.”
- Jaime, ruledbybooks.com
“It’s [his] commitment to being contrarian that I enjoy.”
- Scott Harrell, lifeasweblowit.com
“He’s like an Evil Starter Kit.”
- Chrissy, bartender
“He is the Chosen One.”
- Smorris Ranch
“[Asher] is two steps away from a cabin on a mountainside and writing a manifesto.”
- Andrew Norcross, andrewnorcross.com
“We were talking about hot guys around the office. [His] name never came up.”
- Coworker
“[He's] my kind of creepy.”
-Colleen, bartender extraordinaire
“You have the best worst ideas.”
-Bri, sarcasmically.com
“Douche.”
- Joey, joeyneill.com
The title of this blog is stolen from a line in Frank McCourt’s wonderful novel, Teacher Man: “When you don’t know your arse from your elbow, bet the arm.”