Cubicle Commando Safety Tip

Try not to paraphrase Darth Vader while in meetings. Examples include:

  • “You do not know the power of the spreadsheet!”
  • “I find your lack of doughnuts…disturbing.”
  • “Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as web guy and sales weasel!”
  • “You are a part of the sales team and a traitor! Take her away!”
  • [On seeing an old phone] “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of dial-up.”
  • [At the end of the meeting] “The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.”

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