My brain is ungood

While flipping through the notebook I always carry, found this in my near-illegible scrawl:

Convertable driving across bridge. Pelican flies over, poops on windshield. If you don’t know, pelicans poop A LOT. Windshield covered, driver turns on wipers in panic. It spreads and flies over windshield and into car, splashing on passengers. Panic and hijinx ensue.

The hell is wrong with me?

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