While flipping through the notebook I always carry, found this in my near-illegible scrawl:
Convertable driving across bridge. Pelican flies over, poops on windshield. If you don’t know, pelicans poop A LOT. Windshield covered, driver turns on wipers in panic. It spreads and flies over windshield and into car, splashing on passengers. Panic and hijinx ensue.
The hell is wrong with me?