Work did not like my last bio and asked me to resubmit.
This was my second take.
Timothy Asher began his career over 13 years ago. At the time he was a bright, fresh-faced lad who wanted to change the world with gumption, a smile, and 3.6 cubic tons of Semtex. Since that third one was illegal, he opted to instead begin work on this new invention called “the internet” and not, as originally planned, blow the Moon just enough out of orbit so it would spin into the sun, thus averting the disaster when the Moon hatches and the dragons come.
Once firmly established in the company, Asher now uses hugs and understanding to create innovative, compelling products. Some people call them “choke holds and psychological torture,” but they are HUGS AND UNDERSTANDING.
In his spare time, Asher collects various slimes, molds, and fungi just like his mentor and confidant, Egon Spengler.
Let him hug and understand you.
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, I’m unsure if work is crazy or if it’s me.